I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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You're a weretree. Someone get the silver saw.
ya but how are your tits doing?
It was from the squirrels... Now go back to sleep!
You're a dendrophiliac.
You really like wood?
OP is a girl
Wait like weed... or wood?
Is there a splinter in your knob?
you were probably hugging trees topless.
Bent by a lumberjack?
Were you fucking pinocchio...???