What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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