Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
send nudes
from the living room?
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