Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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