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  • 79 34
    Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Oct 10, 12 at 12:04pm

    Maybe she's small and he is like a bean pole? Like twig -ish

  • 76 39
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 10, 12 at 11:10am

    So snooki is fucking the shore store owner now?

  • 74 37
    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 10, 12 at 12:30pm

    Jesus. When you fuck it must look like an exclamation point in heat.

  • 73 38
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 10, 12 at 10:56am

    Maybe he likes em thick

  • 75 47
    Submitted by slammin211s on Oct 10, 12 at 5:04pm

    as an over 6' tall guy, some of us like that and we shouldnt need to apologize, neither should the girls

  • 62 33
    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 10, 12 at 11:01am

    ... Or maybe the machinist is her favorite movie.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by MadAardvark on Oct 10, 12 at 11:13am

    Why is it that tall skinny dudes are ALWAYS with fat chicks? It's almost a law of nature.

  • 44 29
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 10, 12 at 5:01pm

    And 140 lbs. so not always!

  • 38 33
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Oct 11, 12 at 11:50am

    As a girl whose 5'9, I know that there are girls closer to six ft who are stuck dating shorties. Short girls is selfish

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 10, 12 at 11:42pm

    Because she's been watching porn, its nothing but skinny dudes so it makes their dick look bigger.

  • 36 36
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 10, 12 at 4:55pm

    @Madaarvark: Not always. My guy's 6'4"

  • 45 59
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 10, 12 at 11:24am

    Maybe it's not that he puts Ethiopians to shame, maybe she just did a nude modeling session for overweight dwarfs?

  • 39 49
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 10, 12 at 4:59pm

    I'm five nine