Apparently you make a good broom.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i believe in u and ur pee
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
