I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we're making bets on your personal life
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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