I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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