Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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