yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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