Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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