We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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