Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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