I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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