come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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