i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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^^ you've got to be kidding me...lameeeee.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. — Shepherd Book
I only rent. Don't want to have to deal with resale depreciation. And I prefer the earlier models, like 13 or 14.
1:31, funny, i just got divorced and she's paying me. And also, you need to go to the Funny Store and buy a sense of humor.
Umm weirdo?? Stop buying mail order brides online
the firefly reference made my day.
only in fucking texas
12:26AM You're such a perv
Is she at least hot?
two forty three wins
either bought or married.... i dont think i wanna kno
thank you 2:43 for the firefly reference... i needed that
lmao...total wtf night
Either way at least she's legal
june 30 1:35... really a funny store? for gods sake man, a FUNNY store?? thats like calling a bitch a mean face. grow uppp.
What's the difference, really?
What nationality? and did you get to 'inspect the merchandise' first?
FINALLY a 915 makes it on here
12:26, luckily in this country you can't "resale" your bride, but she can divorce you and take everything you own - or, in the very least, half of everything you own. GOD. BLESS. AMERICA.
well if your engaged you prolly paid for enough stuff to buy her anyways lol
that joke is so funny, last time i heard it i fell off of my dinosaur
Make her puke then take away all haar rings fast!