therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How does it feel to date your dad?