Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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