We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.