I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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