I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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