Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
please don't ironically join a cult
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