school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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