fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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