I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Farmville is her only friend.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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