How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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