at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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