do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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Ha! I lost my virginity to some morning wood
Also, some girls have their own 'morning wood'
Haha, of course. That's why I wake up my boyfriend with head.
im a girl and i love morning sex!
A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far to sensitive for that...
(And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talkin about) The kind where you have to either:
A. Push your boner down to piss or...
B. Lean over the toilet so it's pointing in the right direction or...
C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the proper arc..
WOO HOOO Morning wood is the fucking BEST!!!
5:05 - As well you should. Kudos.
you get a rush of hormones in the morning. both genders. best time to have sex. thank you manswers
I've made breakfast in bed for exactly six women. I've yet to have received it myself. Waking up to a blowjob and breakfast in bed would equal an engagement ring.
Breakfast in bed after getting some head!
A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far too sensitive...
(And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talking about) The kind where you have to do one of the following:
A. Push your boner down to piss
B. Lean over the toilet and properly aim
C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the right arc and trajectory.
ladies: few things beat being woken up by head. remember this. you have the power, use it.
I just found that out this morning. Thank you, my boyfriend's penis.
Loving the 301.
hell yes we are. i was on my man all night long recently..poor thing. and woke him up with a good morning blowjob and great sex.
Love morning cock ;-P
yes we do! my most favorite part of the day
2:39 that sounds really really depressing. makes me sad for you :( and slightly disturbed by the picture i have in my head now.
haha it's even there at 5 in the morning when we both wake up randomly, after which we fall back asleep and wake up again at 8...good times
2:29 and help with the lube
yes, we do. best way to wake up EVER. straight, to the point sex (without kissing--in case of morning breath). mmmmmm.
yes they do. but sometimes they're stubborn.
2:28, that sounds disgusting
wow i know that hott (: i get the most amazing sex from my bf in the mornngs (: it feels so good. his morning woood is dammnn its hardd lol
women are also more turned on in the morning too so guys, use what you got
my gf is scared of the morning wood.
10:19, it might be time to find a new boyfriend.
haha 11:58 you sound like a wise person from the movies.
My wife is intimidated by mine, and she's a proven size queen. It literally gets up to 50% larger than usual on a good morning. Like a fucking baseball bat.
5:19 - Tell us how you really feel.....SHIT. haha
yeah...i always have to piss a little in the morning and usually after i do then it goes down. but if i only have to pee a little then i can do a good boning.
oh yes they do. i always make him do it in the morning :)
need to have some morning sex...need to get the girl for that
Bet that won't last long 11:21.
I only wish I had more mornings to wake up with my bf ;-)
yes - girls do know this . ;]
Well I figured it wasn't posted so I wrote it twice...
men get a climax of testosterone in the morning therefore the wood. It's also why you should exercise early in the morning.
Hard to ignore when it pokes you in the back ...
usually hate morning sex, but today i woke up 5am and DEMANDED it. and then went back to sleep while he left for work at 7am. i love my life.
it always burns when I pee after morning sex
11:33, I've been doing it for a year.
11:33 I also do that as well
yes, morning sex is the shiznit.
5:42 that engagement ring from you is probably the exact reason girls are not giving you your morning bj and breakfast.
love morning sex! best everr
We sure do! Love morning sex
I'm a woman and NOT a morning person. my boyfriend on the otherhand always BUGS me awake because he's so horny. when i finally get woken up enough to get turned on by what he does to me, i let him do me. still with my eyes closed. then when he's done, back to sleep!
Morning sex is thee best.
mmm, yes they are =]...
5:42--- that's what i do for my bf. not every morning though i like to make it a surprise =]
morning sex is my favoriteeeeeeeeeeeeee
Definately do... That's when the best sex happens!
Mine never does either. He has also actually removed me from his region when I try to wake him up with a blow job. I think he is a closet homo. Sadclown.
psha i wish. my boyfriend never wants to have sex in the morning :(
dude all the guys i've dated either never got morning wood or were too sleepy and lazy to give it to me. what the fuck is that shit?
Amen, morning wood is great, my bf never puts his to use.