do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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Ha! I lost my virginity to some morning wood
Also, some girls have their own 'morning wood'
Haha, of course. That's why I wake up my boyfriend with head.
im a girl and i love morning sex!
A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far to sensitive for that...
(And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talkin about) The kind where you have to either:
A. Push your boner down to piss or...
B. Lean over the toilet so it's pointing in the right direction or...
C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the proper arc..
WOO HOOO Morning wood is the fucking BEST!!!
you get a rush of hormones in the morning. both genders. best time to have sex. thank you manswers
5:05 - As well you should. Kudos.
ladies: few things beat being woken up by head. remember this. you have the power, use it.
I've made breakfast in bed for exactly six women. I've yet to have received it myself. Waking up to a blowjob and breakfast in bed would equal an engagement ring.
A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far too sensitive...
(And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talking about) The kind where you have to do one of the following:
A. Push your boner down to piss
B. Lean over the toilet and properly aim
C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the right arc and trajectory.
Breakfast in bed after getting some head!
Loving the 301.
Love morning cock ;-P
haha it's even there at 5 in the morning when we both wake up randomly, after which we fall back asleep and wake up again at 8...good times
hell yes we are. i was on my man all night long recently..poor thing. and woke him up with a good morning blowjob and great sex.
I just found that out this morning. Thank you, my boyfriend's penis.
2:39 that sounds really really depressing. makes me sad for you :( and slightly disturbed by the picture i have in my head now.
yes we do! my most favorite part of the day
yes, we do. best way to wake up EVER. straight, to the point sex (without kissing--in case of morning breath). mmmmmm.
2:29 and help with the lube
yes they do. but sometimes they're stubborn.
My wife is intimidated by mine, and she's a proven size queen. It literally gets up to 50% larger than usual on a good morning. Like a fucking baseball bat.
my gf is scared of the morning wood.
wow i know that hott (: i get the most amazing sex from my bf in the mornngs (: it feels so good. his morning woood is dammnn its hardd lol
2:28, that sounds disgusting
10:19, it might be time to find a new boyfriend.
women are also more turned on in the morning too so guys, use what you got
haha 11:58 you sound like a wise person from the movies.
5:19 - Tell us how you really feel.....SHIT. haha
yeah...i always have to piss a little in the morning and usually after i do then it goes down. but if i only have to pee a little then i can do a good boning.
oh yes they do. i always make him do it in the morning :)
need to have some morning sex...need to get the girl for that
11:33, I've been doing it for a year.
Bet that won't last long 11:21.
I only wish I had more mornings to wake up with my bf ;-)
yes - girls do know this . ;]
men get a climax of testosterone in the morning therefore the wood. It's also why you should exercise early in the morning.
usually hate morning sex, but today i woke up 5am and DEMANDED it. and then went back to sleep while he left for work at 7am. i love my life.
Hard to ignore when it pokes you in the back ...
Well I figured it wasn't posted so I wrote it twice...
11:33 I also do that as well
yes, morning sex is the shiznit.
We sure do! Love morning sex
I'm a woman and NOT a morning person. my boyfriend on the otherhand always BUGS me awake because he's so horny. when i finally get woken up enough to get turned on by what he does to me, i let him do me. still with my eyes closed. then when he's done, back to sleep!
it always burns when I pee after morning sex
Morning sex is thee best.
Mine never does either. He has also actually removed me from his region when I try to wake him up with a blow job. I think he is a closet homo. Sadclown.
5:42 that engagement ring from you is probably the exact reason girls are not giving you your morning bj and breakfast.
mmm, yes they are =]...
5:42--- that's what i do for my bf. not every morning though i like to make it a surprise =]
morning sex is my favoriteeeeeeeeeeeeee
love morning sex! best everr
Definately do... That's when the best sex happens!
psha i wish. my boyfriend never wants to have sex in the morning :(
dude all the guys i've dated either never got morning wood or were too sleepy and lazy to give it to me. what the fuck is that shit?
Amen, morning wood is great, my bf never puts his to use.