he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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