census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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