Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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