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  • 77 45
    Submitted by schlop on Apr 16, 10 at 1:31am

    theres gotta be a reason he left with her and not you.. bitch

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:15pm

    ]dont hate on this girl. she just had the balls to say it! which makes her hilarious.

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:31am

    SOME1 GOT INSECURE N HURT!!!! WHO CARES IF SHE WASNT "AS " PRETTY AS UR PATHETIC ASS- HE DIDNT LEAVE WITH U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:18pm

    soooo legit... and funny.. awwwesome

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:31pm

    And that text says the girl the person went home with is probably less pathetic.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:31pm

    "Census" almost works but I think she means "the consensus is..." Yes, I am a nerd.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:15am

    haha i hope the dealbreaker is a reference to 30 Rock.. Yeah Liz Lemon but i love the text... you've got balls

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:20pm

    Nice burn! You others can SUCK IT! LOL

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:39am

    Don't be so sure of yourself sweetheart. He probably left with that girl because she wasn't throwing herself allover him

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:06am

    hysterical. i need to be more like you. ballsy.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:57pm

    way to tell it like it is philly.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:23pm

    sounds like something i'd do. only i'd yell "have fun with that fucking whore" as they left. did i mention i'm classy?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:15pm

    Because being a bitter bitch makes you a better person? Get over yourself

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:27pm

    righhhhhht... sure you're hotter, especially when you had to ask all your friends at the table. "Ugh wtf... I am hotter than that new bitch he is with right girls????" "oh ya! wayyyy hotter girl!!!" *rolling their eyes at her yet again*

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:29am

    bitter? sure. honest? very. no ones perfect but i vote the humor overshadows the motive. imagine the look on the guys face.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:32am

    we'd get along quite well.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20am

    Census said he jizzed on her face on the ride away from whereever you were before this text even got to him

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:42pm

    Survey says, maybe? Hotter? Sure. Current on Family Fued? Nope. Dealbreaker.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:58am

    daangg giirll. props to you for telling whoever whats up. maaaaddd respectt. shut up fucking haters. youre my hero girll :)

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:22am

    Jealousy isnt attractive.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:33am

    No wonder he didnt leave with you- straight up INSECURE BITCH

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:44pm

    jealousy may not be attractive but its better than fuming in the bg. at least this'll make him think about it and realise that he missed out! i think we'd get along well... being quite bitter and spiteful myself :P

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:50am

    someone is quite bitter.....