census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
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theres gotta be a reason he left with her and not you.. bitch
sounds like something i'd do. only i'd yell "have fun with that fucking whore" as they left. did i mention i'm classy?
]dont hate on this girl. she just had the balls to say it! which makes her hilarious.
Because being a bitter bitch makes you a better person? Get over yourself
haha i hope the dealbreaker is a reference to 30 Rock.. Yeah Liz Lemon
but i love the text... you've got balls
Nice burn! You others can SUCK IT! LOL
way to tell it like it is philly.
hysterical. i need to be more like you.
"Census" almost works but I think she means "the consensus is..."
Yes, I am a nerd.
SOME1 GOT INSECURE N HURT!!!! WHO CARES IF SHE WASNT "AS " PRETTY AS UR PATHETIC ASS- HE DIDNT LEAVE WITH U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
And that text says the girl the person went home with is probably less pathetic.
Jealousy isnt attractive.
we'd get along quite well.
daangg giirll. props to you for telling whoever whats up.
shut up fucking haters.
youre my hero girll :)
Don't be so sure of yourself sweetheart.
He probably left with that girl because she wasn't throwing herself allover him
Census said he jizzed on her face on the ride away from whereever you were before this text even got to him
Survey says, maybe? Hotter? Sure. Current on Family Fued? Nope. Dealbreaker.
bitter? sure. honest? very.
no ones perfect but i vote the humor overshadows the motive. imagine the look on the guys face.
righhhhhht... sure you're hotter, especially when you had to ask all your friends at the table.
"Ugh wtf... I am hotter than that new bitch he is with right girls????"
"oh ya! wayyyy hotter girl!!!" *rolling their eyes at her yet again*
No wonder he didnt leave with you- straight up INSECURE BITCH
someone is quite bitter.....
jealousy may not be attractive but its better than fuming in the bg. at least this'll make him think about it and realise that he missed out!
i think we'd get along well... being quite bitter and spiteful myself :P