his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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