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  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 22, 12 at 3:52pm

    No and I didn't appreciate you actually coloring my balls blue after telling me we couldn't have sex

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    Submitted by Joey_V on Jul 22, 12 at 3:47pm

    Only if you promise not to go outside the lines this time

  • 87 94
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 22, 12 at 5:19pm

    Only if I can paint your eyes shut after.

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    Submitted by boogerbutt on Jul 22, 12 at 10:22pm

    I really don't think it's going to satisfy your craving for black dick, but it's worth a shot

  • 77 90
    Submitted by snowman87 on Jul 22, 12 at 3:18pm

    sure, with your tonsils.

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    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Jul 22, 12 at 11:43pm

    And that's the story of how I got growth rings.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 23, 12 at 12:32am

    How many shades of lip stick you have with you? Make it look like punky brewsters socks!

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    Submitted by unclestuffy on Jul 22, 12 at 9:11pm

    Taste the rainbow.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 22, 12 at 7:24pm

    No. Herpes is not a color that just washes off.

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    Submitted by JadedLust on Jul 22, 12 at 11:21pm

    I'd rather you not color my dick with your period blood.

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jul 22, 12 at 11:24pm

      But then it looks like you just killed someone with your penis.. how awesome is that

      • 57 79
        Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 23, 12 at 9:08pm

        dude wolf... think about it, you just killed someone WITH YOUR PENIS. SO AWESOME!