Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Be thankful for his finely honed rally skills, and make him proud.
Dad has game!
Nice to know your Dad's kept up his skills. I sure haven't. :-/
Number of times your uncle has com-pounded your asshole
I should hope so. Who mixes bourbon?
I pity the fool
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Sure its not from all your family's dicks being in your mouth at once?