Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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