I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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