I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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