i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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