He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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