I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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