dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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