So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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