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  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:04pm

    ...and thus the McGriddle was born.

  • 72 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:05pm

    ill use you as sandwich bread...

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:03pm

    Fuck you Charles rutherford

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:55pm

    You know what's good? Having sex with a sock filled with lotion between two matresses. Or a hollowed out eggplant after you heat it up in the microwave.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:29pm

    In Soviet Russia, pancakes use YOU as sandwich bread!!!

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:20pm

    rofl damn how many times have i been in that situation

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:07pm

    You know what's good 5:01? me raping you in the ass

  • 60 58
    Submitted by 6666 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:33am

    Genius!! Granted making the pancakes takes longer but desperate times call for desperate measures

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:49pm

    WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS?!?!?! GENIUS!!!

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:59am

    7:15...I totally disagree. A monte crisco has ham and cheese and thousand island dressing and sorts of yumminess on it...and it's made with french toast. i this would be kickin' either way! Though I'd opt for nutella & banana :)

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:31pm

    His name is Robert Paulson.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:21pm

    Yay marijuana adventures

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:52pm

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly with a baseball bat

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:13pm

    ive done this before it taste good

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:33pm

    this is pure awesomeness

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    Using your resources! Haha

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm

    NĂ¼tella pancakes are yummy!

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    We don't need to go shopping in farmville. We grow all our own food...... and post texts. -farmer from farmville

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:13pm

    Dude I just jerked off to this text.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:15am

    this one's pretty funny too. A peanut butter sandwich would be GREAT with pancake bread! But not so much deli meat and cheese so I hope that wasn't the case

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:31pm

    pancake peanut butter sandwich

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:36pm

    This is more like a "text from the other day" than a "text from last night"