I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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