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  • The fact that this person was able to make sense like this makes me wonder if they were drunk at all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:03pm
  • idk about that im a helluva better texter drunk...i normally cant spell worth shit but when im drunk i ask ppl how to spell stuff cuz i know there is no way ill spell it right w/o help

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:18pm
  • most of my friends would find that text reasonable, and then critique the math. but most of my friends are nerds

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:12am
  • i would have to say this is definitely a reference to a song by morning wood while drunk. very impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:02am
  • This was so me Friday night, except the possibility of getting sick became a certainty in about 10 mins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11pm
  • sometimes i keep erasing and retyping as many times as it takes to spell a word correctly when drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:20pm
  • this person is not drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:36pm
  • two words: iPhone Autocorrect

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:24pm
  • yeah blackberry spell check works wonders

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:31pm
  • nope not necessarily true. i get ridiculously verbose when drunk. this is a typical drunken text from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:21pm
  • This needs to be an xkcd comic.

    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 5:37am
  • hehe I love the mathematical logic! But indeed, the possibility would be getting closer to one

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:53pm
  • If you can spell possibility and infinity correctly while texting, you are not drunk. You are wishing you were drunk, but not drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:30pm
  • The math here is flawed if the possibility of getting more probable the possibility of getting sick would be approaching 1

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:10pm
  • How about the possiblity of me being sick is the limit of x^2 as it moves to the right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:38am
  • as a math major....i like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:19am
  • You mean it's approaching 1. Probabilities are always fractions between 0 and 1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:51pm