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  • 85 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:02am

    i would have to say this is definitely a reference to a song by morning wood while drunk. very impressive

  • 79 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:18pm

    idk about that im a helluva better texter drunk...i normally cant spell worth shit but when im drunk i ask ppl how to spell stuff cuz i know there is no way ill spell it right w/o help

  • 78 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:03pm

    The fact that this person was able to make sense like this makes me wonder if they were drunk at all...

  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:12am

    most of my friends would find that text reasonable, and then critique the math. but most of my friends are nerds

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:36pm

    this person is not drunk.

  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11pm

    This was so me Friday night, except the possibility of getting sick became a certainty in about 10 mins.

  • 65 48
    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 5:37am

    This needs to be an xkcd comic.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:20pm

    sometimes i keep erasing and retyping as many times as it takes to spell a word correctly when drunk

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:53pm

    hehe I love the mathematical logic! But indeed, the possibility would be getting closer to one

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:31pm

    yeah blackberry spell check works wonders

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:19am

    as a math major....i like this

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:24pm

    two words: iPhone Autocorrect

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:30pm

    If you can spell possibility and infinity correctly while texting, you are not drunk. You are wishing you were drunk, but not drunk.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:21pm

    nope not necessarily true. i get ridiculously verbose when drunk. this is a typical drunken text from me

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:38am

    How about the possiblity of me being sick is the limit of x^2 as it moves to the right

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:10pm

    The math here is flawed if the possibility of getting more probable the possibility of getting sick would be approaching 1

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:51pm

    You mean it's approaching 1. Probabilities are always fractions between 0 and 1.