Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
