i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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