i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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