So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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