i just had sex bonerless
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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