you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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