Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
