I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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