Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Swampy as in sticky and wet from his and her juices, post coitus.
Excellent strategy for all involved.
Blowjobs are for during periods, not in between.
I'm with you...what the hell does that mean?
With his load inside of her -> "swampy"
"Thats a huge butch!"
Or you could just wash your snatch, you nasty cunt...