super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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