I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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A nice big bowl of Ben
Gross, Mom! And did you pickup that condom from the other day?
Ben and Jerry's Bukake.
There was only a teaspoon left...
Whatever was in the bowl, it wasn't spunk. A bowl of room-temperature spunk cannot be mistaken for vanilla ice cream.