Whod you bang
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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