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  • 25 9
    Submitted by gunsnammo on Oct 24, 12 at 4:25pm
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    If you don't invite them they won't cum.

    • 6 10
      Submitted by WApple on Oct 25, 12 at 10:26am
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      not true

  • 28 21
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 24, 12 at 10:46am
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    You never throw a house party unless you can lock the door to your own room from the outside, amateur.

    • 7 8
      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 25, 12 at 1:02am
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      Well done. Peepholes rock too and they're cheap.

  • 12 11
    Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 24, 12 at 7:56pm
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    Would you rather be cleaning it off your ass?

  • 11 11
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 24, 12 at 1:39pm
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    The Magic sponge works wonders.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 24, 12 at 10:54am
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    Just hire a service to clean up and don't invite Spider-Man next time.