Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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If you don't invite them they won't cum.
You never throw a house party unless you can lock the door to your own room from the outside, amateur.
Well done. Peepholes rock too and they're cheap.
The Magic sponge works wonders.
Would you rather be cleaning it off your ass?
Just hire a service to clean up and don't invite Spider-Man next time.